Meet The Ms./Mr. Sobriety World Contestants

Miss Lylac, formerly known as Hellin Sobriety, has been living in the witness protection program in Texas after slinking out of Sacramento California. If you see her. Shhhh. She flees authority figures, and sometimes good sense. But she always pauses when agitated or asked for a photo or autograph. Coming in hot, from the State of Texas she wants her followers to remember.. The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. Oh. And and that dreaded... mediocrity